Archive for the ‘Miscellaneous Musings’ Category

Girls Rule!!!

Friday, October 31st, 2003

This rocks!!!

Pummel that sicko!

Duh!

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

They are just now figuring this out?

Girl scouts hasn’t been hip for teens since my parents were in high school, right?

Fun Quiz

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Zombyboy has a cool quiz to take as to which movie you should be in. I ended up in Disney’s Aladdin. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that.

Goodbye Sam

Tuesday, October 21st, 2003

From one chunky mom to another, I’ll miss you Samantha.

Joining the bandwagon

Thursday, October 9th, 2003

I have this buddy, Jeff, who lives in California and I just love his e-mails. He writes me the best stuff. So instead of giving my take on the Ahnold win, I will just paste what he wrote to me on the issue.

This, on his choice for governor:

Well, I actually did it! I just punched a chad for “The Grope-inator.” Not that I’m SOOOO enthused with Arnold–there is a much, much better conservative candidate (and I would have voted for that guy if I were truly voting my conscience)–but Arnie can actually win for Governor. (Although, I do have kind of a dark wish that the tax ‘n’ spend Democrat will win. You see, if even more businesses leave the state and more people move out, maybe then home prices will fall to the level that I can afford!)

And, in the afterglow, I received this:

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you had sex with someone you shouldn’t have had sex with and you said to yourself, “Holy Shit…what did I just do???!!!”

Er…don’t answer that! Anyway…we kinda feel like that out here…we’re all realizing that we just elected Arnold Governator!!!

Damn it Jeff!!! Start a blog!!!

Fatties are people too

Tuesday, October 7th, 2003

Interesting article on the expanding (no pun intended) market of goods for the obese.
Being a woman of large stature (read: fat ass) myself, I think it is high time that overweight people were considered more than second class citizens. While I think it is good that retailers are getting wiser to the needs of the overweight, I can’t help but wonder when the medical community is going to catch up.

Cry me a river…

Thursday, October 2nd, 2003

Poor, beautiful Elle.

I’m sorry, but who cares?! At least she has the resources to have a nanny, a cook, a maid and yadda, yadda, yadda.

I should have it so rough.

Another good reason to wear clean underwear…

Wednesday, October 1st, 2003

Wow!

I sure am glad I don’t work in Finland. Although it might kick me in the ass to workout more.

Do you know that you given a good idea in the meeting if your boss gets a hard on?

Too weird.

Whoopsie!

Wednesday, October 1st, 2003

Doh!

Um….not good. Like I said before, people are really the funniest, most tragic things.

It’s Not You…It’s me…

Thursday, September 25th, 2003

Need an easy way, or just any way out? Here’s a fun little place to go to tell the jerk to get lost!