Naw!!!!!

This is news???
They spent money on this crap???? Ask any woman who isn’t Kate Moss if they like to see their imperfections in motion and they will scream at you a resounding no while clutching to a Snickers bar. (Was that dramatic enough?)

The worst gym experience I ever had was when I was working out on the treadmill, sweating profusely and in walks my high school dream date, Spencer Green. He was a football jock, Honor Roll Society member and really, really cute. I was never a member of the “in” crowd so I never had the nerve to ask him out in high school when I was skinny.(Damnit)

So he walks in, sees me, flashes me that winning jock like smile and says, “Hey! Nice to see you here…what has it been? 7 Years?”

I reel in horror thinking, “Ya, 7 years and 60 pounds.” I manage to squeak out, “Ya, I’m just trying to get in shape for our reunion. Good seeing you though.”

Horrors.

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