Life’s Little Annoyances
Maybe it’s because I’m experiencing PMS, or the winds have shifted, or because men exist, but lately I am just downright annoyed!
Here is my list for the week. Feel free to add yours in the comment. After all misery loves company.
1. When someone calls you for information and makes you wait while they find a pen.
2. When someone calls you and then asks if they can put you on hold.
3. When someone in the express lane wants to make idle chatter with the cashier and asks numerous questions on how to fill out their check. (What’s the date? What was the amount again?)
4. When you have PMS and your boyfriend is on the freakin’ Atkins diet so you can’t have any freakin’ dessert.
5. Slow talkers.
6. Slow talkers who leave long messages on your voice mail only to rush so fast through their phone number that you have to listen to their dribble 20 times to get the number to calll the idiot back.
7. Men who don’t know how to change their tires.
8. Men who try to talk football when they know nothing about it.
Ok…I’ve bitched enough. Please add.
September 21st, 2003 at 2:45 pm
Honey, you can always have dessert, I’m not the jealous type.
I totally agree about slow talkers on your voicemail.
September 21st, 2003 at 5:59 pm
Why is it Matt always beats everyone to the punch in comments here?
Oh right… reason #4.
Huh.
Now I’m off to read the previous post.
September 21st, 2003 at 8:07 pm
Full grown gets an update
The full grown woman has posted about her pet peeves. I disagree wholeheartedly with number four, I’d never stop her from eating dessert. But I totally agree that voicemails that ramble on and on before leaving an indecipherable phone number…
September 24th, 2003 at 1:12 am
yes… I am all for indulging in the dessert… I have no business indulging seeing as how I have no means of burning off calories at the moment, but that has’t stopped me yet… Sometimes you just gotta!
October 2nd, 2004 at 2:22 am
I hate slow talkers..they drag every little thing out as if no one has anything better to do then listen to them repeat there thoughts….MOVE ON everyone there is too much to do in life to be patiently waiting to listen to a slow talker who they think we are interested in hearing…